Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Singing Turkey

Q: What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
A: God save the kin.

Anonymous

Yo Momma - Christmas Playing

Yo' Mama is so poor, if yo' daddy doesn't have a hard-on Christmas morning, she gets nothing to play with.

Anonymous

Labor Day

Q: Why do we get out of school for Labor Day? 
A: It is a time when all the mommies of the world go into labor.
 

Anonymous
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