Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Got Milk?

Q: Why should a skeleton drink lots of milk?
A: It's good for the bones.

Anonymous

Scrooge Loves Rudolph

Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.

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Facebook Photo

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving that your next Facebook profile pic will have to be taken by a drone.

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