Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Christmas Insult

How to be Insulting at Christmas: Try to find what you were given last year and give it back to the person who gave it to you.

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No Tech Santa

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

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No Santa Babies

Q: Why doesn't Santa Claus have any kids?
A: Cause he only comes once a year!

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