Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

Anonymous

Christmas Dinner

Q: What do you call 12 very old men having Christmas dinner together?
A: 12 gummers gumming

Anonymous

What Witches Eat at Halloween

Q: What do witches eat at Halloween?
A: Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie!

Anonymous
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