Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Cindy Lou Who

Q: What happened when Cindy Lou Who got up to go to the bathroom?
A: Cindy Lou Poo

Anonymous

Christmas South

Q: What happened when Santa set up shop at the South Pole?
A: He became bi-polar

Anonymous

Dangerous and Sometimes Fatal Traditions

In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest named Rasool lost control of his automatic weapon at a wedding in the Lorestan province, accidentally killing six people and wounding fourteen of them. I think I'll stick to the tradition of throwing rice-- it seems much less dangerous. 

Anonymous
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