Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Like Jesus

On Easter, Jesus rose from the dead. He'd been whipped, spat on, flogged, humiliated, and crucified.
In fact, he was beaten so badly you'd think he flew United.

Anonymous

Go Brandon

Instead of kissing someone on New Year's Eve, how about we just all collectively scream.

Submitted BY: MEG

Skeleton's Plate

Q: What kind of plate does a skeleton eat off?
A: Bone china!

Anonymous
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