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Holiday Jokes
HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.
Captain Nemo
Q: Why didn't Captain Nemo get any Christmas presents?
A: Because he was on the Nautilus...
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Thirsty Tree
Q: What do you call a Christmas tree if you forget to water it?
A: Nevergreen
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Teenage Witch
Q: What did the teenage witch say to her mother?
A: Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
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