Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Vampire's Favorite Dance

Q: What's a vampire's favorite dance?
A: The vaults!

Anonymous

Clean Santa

Q: Why doesn't Santa get STD's?
A: Because he always wraps his package before he comes down the chimney.

Submitted BY: Jake

Witch's Cat Falls Off

Q: What do you call it when a witch's cat falls off a broomstick?
A: A catastrophe!

Anonymous
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