Asking Santa at Christmas

While working as a mall Santa, I had many children ask for electric trains. "If you get a train," I would tell each one, "you know your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that okay?" The usual answer was a quick yes, but after I asked one boy this question, he became very quiet. Trying to move the conversation along, I asked what else he would like Santa to bring him. He promptly replied, "Another train."

Boo Babies

Q: Why couldn't the boy ghost get the girl ghost pregnant?
A: Because he had a hallow-weenie.

Coming Out Alive

Q: Who went into a witches den and came out alive?
A: The witch!