Don't Pee Into The Pool

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool!" "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board?!"

Canadian Tatoo

This guy gets a map of Canada tatooed on his butt. The only trouble is that every time he takes a dump, Quebec separates.

Did the Hunchback Steal the Ball?

A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children. He stops, turns around and shouts, "Will you all get lost! I haven't got your bloody ball!"