Gross Jokes

Furballs

My cat coughed up furballs this morning
Might seem normal to you but Furballs was my hamster

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Written By: KielPhillips

Definition of Strain

Q: What's the definition of strain?
A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!

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Homeless Meal Items

Three bums were outside a bar. The first one went in and asked for a fork. The second one went in and also asked for a fork. Then the third one went in and wanted a straw. At this point, the bartender became curious. "How come all your friends want forks and you want a straw?" "Well," the bum said, "the dog threw up and the chunks are all gone."

Categories: Gross Jokes , Food Jokes , Bar Jokes
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