Gross Jokes

Kitchen Spider

Q: What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
A: It became a daddy short legs!

Categories: Gross Jokes (Bug Jokes)
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Two Male Flies

Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good looking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow shit and dives down toward her. "Pardon me" he asks, turning on his best charm,"...but is this stool taken?"

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Anonymous

Mix Beans and Onions

Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions?
A: Tear gas.

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