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The Boy with the Long Tongue and Big Lips
Q: What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom as he was masturbating?
A: "look Ma', no hands"
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Anonymous
Grandma
Girls find it creepy that I have sex in the same bed my grandma died in.
I mean, I'll move her once I've saved enough for a funeral.
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Written By: KielPhillips
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year old daughter asked her why there were two holes in your nose. Her four year old son quickly responded with, "So you can still breath when you pick your nose!"
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Anonymous
