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Knock Knock - Lemon
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lemon!
Lemon who?
Lemon me give you a kiss!
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Marry Me
My girlfriend had tears in her eyes when I asked her to marry me.
Probably because I proposed with an onion ring.
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
John's Answering Machine
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
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