Funny Thoughts

Cheese Tasting

"I'm going cheese tasting in South America"
"Caracas?"
"Yeah, well I need something to put the cheese on"

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Written By: KielPhillips

Limbless Prostitute

Q: What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
A: Cash and carry.

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M & M Factory

Q: Why can't blondes work at the M & M Factory?
A: They throw out all the "W"s.

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