Valid Questions

10. Are poisonous snakes really venomous?
9. Is lighter fluid flammable?
8. What hurts more: falling off a building, or a cliff?
7. Are knives sharp?
6. Can sharks hurt a human?
5. What happens if I stick my hand in a piranha aquarium?
4. Can I break my arm hitting it against a wall?
3. Can I eat broken glass and live?
2. Can dogs talk?
1. Are blondes really dumb?

Grown Up Words

A teacher was teaching a class of five year olds and asked what they all did in the summer holidays. One boy said he got a ''choo-choo.'' The teacher said, "Please use the proper grown-up word for what you have done. The word is train." Another boy said he got a ''bow-wow.'' The teacher said please use the proper grown-up word for what you have done. The word is dog." Another boy said I got a ''Winnie the Shit.''

Baby Witch

Q: What happened when the baby witch was born?
A: It was so ugly it's parents ran away from home!