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Clones on a Roof
Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off. The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
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Beethoven's Chicken
Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
A: It kept saying ''Bach, Bach, Bach...''
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