Funny Thoughts

Tarzan And The Elephants

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A: Here come the elephants!

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Old Ugly Beep Beep

Q: What is old and ugly and goes beep beep?
A: A witch in a traffic jam!

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Gourmet Booty Call - Temperature

Can I take your temperature with my meat thermometer?

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