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Progress Report
Got my first report about my progress at the Impotence Club.
It said "Must try harder"
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Drug Dog
I got pulled over by a police officer and his dog sniffs for drugs. He comes over and says to me, "My dog says you have weed in the car." I responded, "Well I don't know about that, but I want whatever's got you talking to the dog!"
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Eight Mile Run
They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
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