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Squid Tease
Q: How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?"
A: Ten tickles
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Playground
If you want to see my pictures of playground equipment, come round tomorrow. I'm doing a slide show.
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Copyright © 2015 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
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Everything I Touch
This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.
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