Yo Mama - Walmart

Yo mama so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices!

Hundred Dollar Tattoo

This guy goes into a tattoo shop and requests to have a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his dick. "Why do you want that permanently on your penis?" asks the tattoo artist. "Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and this way my wife can blow a hundred bucks without leaving the house."

Quiz For My Smart Friends

This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a 'professional smart person' by your friends. You can scroll down for answers. There are 4 questions. They are not that difficult.

1. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? ****Answer: Open the door, put in the elephant, and close the door.*
2. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? ****Answer: Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.*
3. The animals are having an animal meeting. All the animals attend except for one. Which one does not attend? ****Answer:  The giraffe. The giraffe is in the refrigerator.*
4. You must cross a crocodile-infested river. How do you manage it? ****Answer:  You swim across. All of the animals are attending the animal meeting.