Business One-Liners 93

• There is one big difference between genius and stupidity; genius has limits.
• Things are more like today than they ever were before.
• Things could be worse; suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.
• Things get worse under pressure.
• Things go right so they can go wrong.
• Thinking is hard work.
• One can't bear burdens and ideas at the same time.
• This space for rent.

Vampires In America

Q: Where did vampires go to first in America?
A: New Fangland!

Business One-Liners 92

• Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy.
• Only a fool can reproduce another fool's work.
• Only a mediocre person is always at their best.
• Only them as knows their own...knows.
• Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.
• One test is worth a thousand expert opinions.
• Old age is always fifteen years older than you are.
• It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
• Never speculate on that which can be known for certain.