Cloning Henry

If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part II?

Harem

Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?
A: A milk sheik!

Signs of The 21st Century

• You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
• You have a list of 20 phone numbers to reach five people.
• You chat several times a day with a Nigerian prince over e-mail, but you couldn't name your neighbor.
• When paying a cashier, you only know how to respond to "credit or debit" -- what the hell is "cash"?
• You think "music in the air" refers to free downloads.
• You lose touch with any family member who doesn't have an email address.
• Second-day delivery takes way too long.
• You need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
• A "half day" means leaving at 5 p.m.
• You find jokes on Jokerz.com, not in books or word of mouth.