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Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving Prayer;
Lord, Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I might have to kiss tomorrow. Amen.
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Jock Booty Call - Foul
Hey babe, I'd really like to foul you. High five!
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Blonde Alzheimer's
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!
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