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I Woke Up Like This - Hipster
Seriously, this is what I really look like when I roll out of bed.
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Walk Home
If you make it to third base, I'll go ahead and walk you home. High five!
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Doctor Tee-Pee
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.
Doctor: You're too tents.
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