Now More Than Ever

"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before." -- Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower

Spell That For Me

A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name; she said, "I'm Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in Columbia." As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment and then put away his summons book and pen, and said, "Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."

IT Lightbulbs

Q: How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, that's a Facilities problem.