Funny Thoughts

Beer

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

--Benjamin Franklin

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Submitted BY: Benjamin Franklin

Jury Duty

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?
Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.
Judge: Can't they do without you at work?
Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.

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Anonymous

Insulting In Church

How to be insulting in church: Sing out of tune in all the hymns and try singing half a line behind everyone else.

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