Funny Thoughts

Pulled Over

A cop pulls a man over on the road. He comes up to the side of the car and asks the man to roll down the widow. The man inside says, "Why did you pull me over?" and the cop responds "because you were speeding." and to that the man inside the car responds "Oh good, then your not going to look in the trunk?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Don King

Yo mama has such hairy armpits, when she raises her hand people point and yell, "Hey look, it's Don King!"

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Hairy) , Word Play Jokes , Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Hooker's Two Cents

One day Bill Clinton decides to go on a jog. While jogging he sees a hooker on the street corner and she says "Five bucks for a blowjob." Bill says, "I'll give you two dollars." The hooker says no and Bill shrugs and continues jogging. The next day he goes for another jog and sees the same hooker. Again she says "Five bucks for a blowjob," but Bill says "no, $2." She says no and Bill laughs and keeps jogging. The next day, Hillary goes with Bill on his jog and he passes hooker once again. The hooker looks over at Hillary and says, "You see what you get for two bucks?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Political Jokes
Anonymous
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