Higher Power

A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is?" One child blurted out, "Aces!"

Little Boy Blue

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.

Natural Diet

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.