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Grey Elephants
Q: Why are elephants grey?
A: So you can tell them from flamingos!
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Mop Face Fight
I got in a bar fight one time with a big tough guy who said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
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Govenor Chris Christie
Q: How can you tell that Governor Chris Christie is into bondage?
A: He likes to tie people up in traffic.
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