English Teacher

I'm dating an English teacher who keeps correcting my grammar during sex.
She gets particularly annoyed about my improper use of the colon.

Christian Mingle II

Finally broke down and joined Christian Mingle. My username is "Jesus in the streets, Satan in the sheets." Wish me luck!

You Might Be A Redneck 48

You might be a redneck if...

• You have every episode of "Hee Haw" on tape.
• Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than grandpa.
• Your masseuse uses lard.
• Your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
• You use your fishing license as a form of I.D.
• On stag night, you take a real deer.
• Your back porch is bigger than your house.
• There is more oil in your cap than in your car.
• You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
• A full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.