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Dead Mailman
A couple drives to the hospital, as the wife is in labor. The doctor alerts them that she invented a machine that will transfer some of the labor pain to the father, if they'd like. The husband eagerly says, "Give it all to me!" The couple returns home with a bouncing baby boy, only to find the mailman dead on their lawn.
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Chapped Lips
Your lips are so chapped, I can hear you smile.
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Stupid You Are
How to politely tell someone they are stupid.
'Wisdom has been chasing you, but you have always been faster.'
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Submitted BY: MEG
