Funny Thoughts

Shaky Hand

Patient: Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me! I just can't stop my hands shaking!
Doc: Do you drink a lot?
Patient: Not really - I spill most of it!

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Confucious on Boys and Girls

Confucious say, "Is good for girl to meet boy in park... but is better for boy to park meat in girl."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes
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Mobile Treat

Q: What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
A: Meals on wheels!

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