Funny Thoughts

Born Blonde

Brunette: I was born by C-section.

Blonde: I was born by the vagina section.

Anonymous

Ordering Fries

I walked into McDonald's and asked for fries. The woman at the counter said, "Would you like fries with that?"
 

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes
Anonymous

Melon Love

Q: Which melon will never run away to get married?
A: Cantaloupe

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