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Q: What's the difference between pink and purple?
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Mother Duck
Q: What did did the mother duck say to the little duck.
A: If you don't behave, I'm gonna quack you one.
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Indian Om Tone
(Strong east Indian accent:) Hello, you have reached the existential hotline of Ransheesh. I am currently meditating, but if you leave your name and which lifeline you are currently inhabiting at the sound of the Om, I will send good karma waves and contact you when the stars align properly.
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