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A new report shows there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people.
So overweight people are now average, which means you have met your New Year's resolution.
Happy New Year!
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Pre-Declined
The recession is getting so bad, the bank sent me a new type of credit card. It was pre-declined.
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Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold my balls!
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