Funny Thoughts

Baby Names

Went to the doctor with Depression. People say I'm cruel for naming my daughter that, but my wife said we should name her after the state I was in when I heard the news.
Turns out she meant Georgia.

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Slow Down

Q: Why does it take women so long get dressed?

A: Because they have to slow down for the curves!

Anonymous

Born Blonde

Brunette: I was born by C-section.

Blonde: I was born by the vagina section.

Anonymous
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