Hot Babe In The Bar

A hot babe goes into a bar and orders a 'sex on the beach'. She notices a slick dude at the end of the bar with a very prominent feature. "Hi big guy," she says, batting her eyelashes. "Oh hello, beautiful," he says stepping closer to her.
"I couldn't help but notice what big feet you have," as a look of wonderment spreads across her face. "You know what that means..." he coos. "Yes, trouble for the ants," she says.

Union Girls

A union leader goes to Las Vegas and checks out the brothels. In the first one he asks if the girls belong to a union. “No,” replies the madame. “And what cut do the girls get?” asks the leader. “They take 20 percent,” replies the madame. Offended by this unfairness, the union leader goes to a second brothel and asks the same questions. Here he finds that the girls do belong to a union and get to keep 80 percent of their takings. “That’s better,” says the union leader. “I’d like to have the beautiful young redhead in the corner.” “Sure you would,” says the madame, beckoning to an old fat blonde. “But Ethel here has seniority.”

No Willy

Little boy came into the kitchen and declared, "Mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow."