Glowing

I bought one of those glow in the dark condoms.
You should have seen her face light up.

Name this Ship

Q: What do you call a ship full of potatoes and penises?
A: A dictatorship

Famous Uses of the F Word

• What the fuck was that? The Mayor of Hiroshima
• Look at all these fucking Indians. General Custer
• Full speed ahead and fuck the icebergs! Captain of the Titanic
• That's not a fucking real gun. John Lennon
• The fucking throttle's stuck. Donald Campbell
• Who's going to fucking know? President Nixon
• Heads are going to fucking roll. Henry VIII
• Watch him, he'll have some fucker's eye out. King Harold
• Scattered showers my fucking ass. Noah
• Where the fuck have you been? Stanley to Livingston
• Can you smell fucking gas? Captain of the Hindenburg
• Fuck you Brutus! Julius Caeser