Funny Thoughts

Vengenance

Came out of the store and saw a huge scrape down the side of my car. A couple of witnesses said it was a person in an electric wheelchair. They ran into my car and just kept on going. I just wanted to tell that person I will find you... 
You can hide, but you can't run.

Anonymous

Veggie Squabble

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered a beef?

Submitted BY: MEG

Cow Talk

Q: What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
A: Udder nonsense!

Anonymous
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