Funny Thoughts

Meeting Place

If you have an argument with your partner in a department store, head straight for the makeup counter.

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Well Endowed Hunchback

A guy is at a urinal in a public restroom when a hunchback walks in and stands next to him. He glances over and sees that the hunchback has a gigantic penis. The guy says, "Man, if I had a dick that big, I would be sucking it all day." The hunchback replies, "How do you think I got to be a hunchback?"

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New Psychiatric Sign

Q: What sign do you find on the door to the psychiatric ward?
A: "Please do not disturb further."

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