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M & M Factory

Q: Why can't blondes work at the M & M Factory?
A: They throw out all the "W"s.

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Cheese Bits

Q: What do you call the remnants of blown up cheese?
A: DeBrie.

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Birth Control Pills

A fourth grade teacher asks the class, "Have any of you ever saved somebody's life?" A little boy raises his hand, "Yes, my little nephew's." "Wow, what a little hero you are! How did you do that, sweetie?" asks the teacher. The little guy replies, "I hid my sister's birth control pills!"

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