Funny Thoughts

Nonexistant

When you are married, nobody asks about your sex life. They know that you don't have one!

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Anonymous

Noisy Wrappers

How to be insulting in theaters: Noisy wrappings on sweets can be unwrapped at moments of tension when the rest of the theater is silent.

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Anonymous

KP Gingers

Q: Did you hear about Kim Jong Un's order to execute all red haired citizens in North Korea's capital city?
A: Seoul will have no gingers.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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