Eat Now

Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

Redneck One Liners Continued

You might be a redneck if...

• More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
• You think the stock market has a fence around it.
• You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
• You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
• Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
• Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
• Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
• You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
• You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
• Your home has more miles on it than your car.

Best Race?

I don't agree with the opinion that all races are equal. Some races are just better than others.
I, personally, prefer the 100-meter sprint over the marathon.