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Fishtank
If a cow poops in a fishtank with no fish in it, is it still a fishtank? Or is it now an entirely different entity?
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The Call of Nature
One fine day in the middle of class at school, a girl raised her asking to be excused: "Teacher, can I answer the call of nature?" Knowing what the kid wanted, the teacher said okay. Immediately, the girl ran to the toilet. Within a minute, she was back. Another girl was shocked by how she could actually take care of business so quickly, and asked how she managed to do it so fast. The girl responded, "It was a prank call."
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