Funny Thoughts

Classic Booty Call

I didn't know angels could fly so low.

Anonymous

Bellybutton Blunder

Gumor said to Selma. "Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton?" Selma said "No." Gumor asked her again "Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton?" Selma said "No." Gumor asks her again "Selma can I put my finger in your bellybutton?" Selma says "OK." A minute later Selma says "Gumor that's not my bellybutton." Gumor says, ''Suprise, Suprise! That's not my finger either.''

Anonymous

Stolen Broom

Q: What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?
A: She calls the flying squad!

Anonymous
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