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Exit Strategy
Whenever I leave my house I have to have a firework display.
I like to go out with a bang.
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
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Skeleton Soup
Q: What sort of soup do skeletons like?
A: One with plenty of body in it!
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Stupid People
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- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
- Not the funniest clown in the circus
- Not the fastest horse in the race
- Not the sharpest tool in the shed
- Not the brightest star in the sky
- Not the most likely Vice Presidential candidate
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