Gay Dessert

Q: What do gay guys eat for dessert?
A: Nuts on top of a brownie.

Noisy

Q: What is the height of noise?
A: Two skeletons f**king on a tin roof.

The Stanford Study

A Stanford Medical research group advertised for participants in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder. They were looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this disorder. The response was gratifying; they got 300 responses the day after the ad came out. All from the same person.