Larry the Cable Guy's Roast

From the Roast of Larry the Cable Guy: What can you say about a guy who looks like Brett Favre, sounds like Gomer Pyle and dresses like Ellen DeGeneres?

Yo Mama - Kneecap

Yo mama so fat, her kneecaps smile.

High Score

Bob is jumping on a covered up hole in the middle of the road, saying "21... 21... 21..." As he jumps, George walks by and asks, "Why are you jumping up and down?" Bob, still jumping replies, "Oh, it's fun and you can sometimes beat your high score! Why don't you try?" "Ok" says George. So George starts jumping and yells "21... 21... 21..." When suddenly Bob pulls a lever and George falls in the hole. Bob covers up the hole and gets on and again he starts jumping shouting "22... 22... 22...!"