Funny Thoughts

Hidden Traits

I left my wife after I discovered she was a glass blower.
I beat the shit out of my neighbor Eddie Glass too.

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Cable Time

I was out for a walk when the cable guy shouted to me:
Hey buddy, what time is it?
My answer - Between noon and 4 PM.

Anonymous

Forgetful Chicken

Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

Anonymous
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