Harem

Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?
A: A milk sheik!

Signs of The 21st Century

• You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
• You have a list of 20 phone numbers to reach five people.
• You chat several times a day with a Nigerian prince over e-mail, but you couldn't name your neighbor.
• When paying a cashier, you only know how to respond to "credit or debit" -- what the hell is "cash"?
• You think "music in the air" refers to free downloads.
• You lose touch with any family member who doesn't have an email address.
• Second-day delivery takes way too long.
• You need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
• A "half day" means leaving at 5 p.m.
• You find jokes on Jokerz.com, not in books or word of mouth.

Business One-Liners 93

• There is one big difference between genius and stupidity; genius has limits.
• Things are more like today than they ever were before.
• Things could be worse; suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player.
• Things get worse under pressure.
• Things go right so they can go wrong.
• Thinking is hard work.
• One can't bear burdens and ideas at the same time.
• This space for rent.