Funny Thoughts

Firefly Race

Q: How do fireflies start a race?
A: Ready set glow!

Anonymous

Dad's On Fire

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!
Shut up and get the marshmallows!

Anonymous

Jews Yarmulkes

Q: Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
A: Because the little propellers cost extra!

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