Funny Thoughts

Role Model

My grandfather has the heart of a lion. 
And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Anonymous

Lesbian Diets And Makeup

Q: Why don't lesbians go on diets and wear expensive perfume at the same time?
A: It's hard to be on Jenny Craig when you've got Liz Claiborne all over you.

Anonymous

Confucius on Baseball

Confucius say: ''Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk."

Anonymous
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