Mexican Magic

A Mexican magician performing at a Christmas party tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "Uno...Dos..." and 'poof' he was gone. He disappeared without a tres.

Yo Mama - Ventilation

Yo mama so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.

Pulled Over

A cop pulls a man over on the road. He comes up to the side of the car and asks the man to roll down the widow. The man inside says, "Why did you pull me over?" and the cop responds "because you were speeding." and to that the man inside the car responds "Oh good, then your not going to look in the trunk?"